101 Ways to Annoy Lelouch

                        101 Ways to Annoy Lelouch!
1. Steal of his kings and replace them with pawns.
2. Follow him around and call him Nasty!
3. tell him he has ugly eyes
4. Call him GIRLY and WEAK
5. tell him he's a pretty girl~
6. Follow him around shouting "FAIL!!!" and "STUPID!" and "CHESS     IS            DUMB!"
7. Hire a gay looking person to ask him out
8. take his entire wardrobe and throw it out the window- then replace them with pink dresses
9. Steal his Zero mask and sell it on ebay
10. stick his head in a public toilet.
11. . Replace his shampoo and soap and stuffs with blonde hair dye.
12. put him in an all girl school
13. Steal all of his chess sets and put Candyland in their place
14. Switch the names on his cell phone.
15. put him in a all BOY school
16. call him mr. fluffy
17. . Insist on calling him One, not zero.
18. Make him buy you and C2 lotttts of pizza.
19. take a picture of him naked getting out of the shower and put it on youtube and yaoi websites.
20. Crank call him and pretend that you are an old man asking him for some chess lessons.
21. Make a fan yaoi video, and hack his deviant art account, and favorite it a bunch
22. Beat him in chess.
23. change his computer password to something really gay
24. Tell Kalen that he's secretly gay, and dating Suzaku, and that he's totally NOT INTERESTED.
25. Tell Kalen that he's doing refrain.
26. Lock him in Alex's house.
27. tell him that his knightmare blew
up
28. And sell it to some creepy weird old dude.
29. Replace all of his chess pieces with barbies.
30. Put salt on his contact lenses
31. Put salt on his toothbrush
32. Turn off all the wifi routers in his house
33. Put his Zero costume in a jello mold.
34. Get everyone he knows to play along with you, and make it seem like he's getting married to Kaguya.
35. Steal his crown thing and sit on his throne and refuse to get off
36. Crumble a biscuit in his bed
37. Wait until he's sleeping, then steal his computer, cell phone, etc.
38. Change all of the password and names around on them
39. Sneak into his bathroom, and write "Lelouch is GAY!!!" all over the toilet paper rolls, tissue, paper towels, etc
40. When he's at the beach, wait for him to get up off of his towel, and dig a deeeep hole underneath and replace the towel.
41. Stick jelly on a rubber band, scrunch it up, and tangle it in his hair.
42. Get c2 and Kalen to help you, and sneak into his room in the middle of night and jump on his bed while blasting really girly music.
43. Dress in all black clothes and a ski mask, and act like you're trying to break into his room while he's in the shower or something.
44. Soak his toothbrush in water with a whole bunch of warheads.
45. Get a copy of the remote for his TV, and sit and change the channel, turn up the volume, mute it, etc.
46. Get C2 or Kalen to use his shower, saying theirs is leaking, and get them to spray ketchup all over the shower and start screaming.
47. Chop up some hot peppers very finely, and put them all over his door handles. When he touches his eyes, which he often does, they'll burn!
48. Put sugar in the salt shaker, and vice versa
49. Wait until he's sleeping and put SUPAH hot sauce all over his mouth and lips.
50. Mail him a piece of bologna
51. For his birthday, throw him a "SUPER DUPER FAN GIRL SURPRISE PARTY!" with lots of yaoi and crazy fan girls.
52. Buy a whole bunch of yard gnomes and put them all over places he frequents
53. On Christmas, put on his Zero mask and hide inside of a rrreally big wrapped box. When he opens it up, pop out and yell "CHECKMATE!!!!!!!!"
54. Put a whole bunch of flour in his pillow case.
55. Put laxatives in his coffee, tea, and coke.
56. When he's out shopping, put a whole bunch of adult diapers in his cart.
57. Find a whole bunch of earth worms and put them all in his knightmare
58.  Be really nice and affectionate toward him for a couple weeks, so he trusts you, and then invite him on a road trip with C2 and Kalen and Suzaku...whoever. Then offer to drive at night, and make sure that he's snoozing in the passenger seat. Then, get really close up behind a tractor trailer and start screaming like bloody murder.
59.  For someone's birthday, throw a sleepover and make sure that he's invited. Preferably Nunally and other people he doesn't want to think that he's gay. Then, put some sleeping pills into his and Suzaku's drinks. Wait till they are sleeping, and wait for someone to help you lift Lelouch into Suzaku's bed or whatever, and wrap their arms around each other.
60. Take a whole bunch of pictures of it and send it to some fangirl sites.
61, Cover his knightmare window with Edward and Jacob posters
62. While doing laundry, "Accidently" wash his all white emperor outfit with the pink and red clothes.
63. Put a whole bunch of pencils underneath his sheets.
64. Sneak into his bathroom, and make jello in  the toilet, bath tub, and sink!
65. Put a whole bunch of glue and sand in his shoes.
66. Snap his knightmare key  in half.
67. Plug a Bluetooth mouse into his computer and screw things up while he's busy being an evil genius.
68. Have C2 kiss him in front of Kalen.
69. Bleach his clothes
70. Soak his knightmare keys in water, and then freeze them overnight.
71. Stick a webcam in his bedroom and put videos of him sleeping on a whole bunch of fan girl sites.
72. Order a whole bunch of cow manure, and have it delivered on his driveway. He'll have to pay for it too… }
73. Put pancakes in a very neat, tidy stack on the middle of his driveway.
74. Make a big pile of yard gnomes on his bed.
75. Plant a whole bunch of corn in his yard.
76.  Superglue a whole bunch of quarters to his floor.
77. Put icy hot all over his clothes.
78. Give all of his personal info out to random people on the street.
79. Make a whole bunch of "Wanted: Lelouch, aka ZERO" posters and put them all over his palace and the Black Knights Headquarters.
80. Give him a BIGGGG box of laxative chocolates for his birthday.
81. Change all the locks in his house. And throw away the keys.
82. Cover his knightmare in ceran wrap.
83. Write a whole bunch of really weird responses to his fan mail, pretending that you're him and asking the fan girls out.
84. Buy a llama and lock it in his room.
85. Sprinkle sand all in his clothing drawers.
86. Order 5 dozen pizzas and have them delivered to his house in the middle of the night. Make sure they have really weird and gross toppings, like anchovies and olives.
87. TP his room with crazy string
88. Lock him in his room when he gets mad at you, and act like a grandma, telling him "Time Out, young man!"
89. Hold onto his hand ALL DAY. And don't let go.
90. Put a whole bunch of weird, old man-ish clothes in his closet, in with the other ones.
91. Put a whole bunch of Suzaku's clothes in his bed, and put a whole bunch of his in Suzaku's bed. And insolently ask WHY that has happened.
92. Put a whole bunch of mashed potatoes in the bathtub.
93. Turn off the water main while he's in the shower, preferably while he still has shampoo in his hair.
94. Spray paint his knightmare frame purple and pink with unicorns.
95. Take a picture of him in his adorable pink apron while he's cooking with the student council, and sell them to the crazy yaoi fan girls.
96. Sew lace onto the inside of all his clothes.
97. Steal all of his socks.
98. Insist on sleeping in his room. And tell him "A GENTLEMAN would sleep on the floor." Just like C2 did.
99. Paint his fingernails bright pink, and then "accidently" spill the nail polish remover.
100. Tie a whole bunch of purple bows in his hair.
101. Pretend like you have amnesia, and 90% memory loss, all you can remember is how to speak English, and you have absolutely NO recollection of ever doing these extremely nasty things to him!